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	<title>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</title>
	
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	<description>Cheaper than a Psychiatrist</description>
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		<title>fuck fido</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>the guy at the fido stand in the mall was pathetic reading a magazine and smacking that gum while we&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the guy at the fido stand in the mall was pathetic reading a magazine and smacking that gum while we waited and we were the only people there. we had to buy a phone that day we asked for help and he looked like he couldn&#8217;t care less fuck that shit why on earth would we give you the commission and buy your crappy phone</p>
<p>we just took our business elsewhere hope your manager fires you for the crappy service.</p>
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		<title>just apologize</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://snitchandbitchcafe.com" rel="nofollow">Anonymous</a></dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Why don&#8217;t you ever just apologize when you make a mistake instead of acting all high and mighty or going&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why don&#8217;t you ever just apologize when you make a mistake instead of acting all high and mighty or going on the offensive. How stupid can you be?</p>
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		<title>Rogers Installation Headache</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://snitchandbitchcafe.com" rel="nofollow">Anonymous</a></dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Signed up for Rogers High-Speed Internet and made an appointment to have a technician come between 5-8pm to flip the&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Signed up for Rogers High-Speed Internet and made an appointment to have a technician come between 5-8pm to flip the switch. So we waited. From 5 to 8pm. Nothing. </p>
<p>Apparently some friends of ours have had Rogers cancel the installation appointment several times. I guess that&#8217;s the power of a monopoly. </p>
<p>Called the next day. Apparently the appointment was never entered on their computer. WTF.</p>
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		<title>Behind The Scenes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Social Monkeys</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Behind the scenes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[apologize]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is one of those behind the scenes things that we have to do to help get traffic to this&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one of those behind the scenes things that we have to do to help get traffic to this site. We&#8217;re just linking this website to our <a href="http://technorati.com/claim/3gnq5t8zzs" rel="nofollow">Technorati Profile</a>. We&#8217;re also <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/directory/society" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">listed on BlogCatalog</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just one more of those things we are trying to do to <a href="http://webdiggin.com/120/get-one-million-free-guaranteed-visitors-to-your-site/" target="_blank">get traffic</a> here as well as to our <a href="http://ripplesofkindness.com/uncategorized/a-helping-hand/" target="_blank">Ripples of Kindness site</a>. The real question, of course is which will be more popular - SnitchandBitchCafe.com or Ripples of Kindness.com. You can check out the action at our main site, <a href="http://socialmonkeys.com/2008/02/23/a-question-of-human-nature/" target="_blank">SocialMonkeys.com.</a></p>
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<p>We apologize for the interruption in your regularly scheduled snitching and bitching. As you were.</p>
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		<title>Sidewalk Snorker</title>
		<link>http://snitchandbitchcafe.com/bodily-fluids/sidewalk-snorker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Social Monkeys</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bodily Fluids]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend, my husband and I were casually strolling along a cute downtown street in the early evening. We’d just&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend, my husband and I were casually strolling along a cute downtown street in the early evening. We’d just come from an interesting lecture, and were enjoying just walking and talking. The temperature was perfect, the street was lit up with blue Christmas lights, and the trendy restaurants were full of people smiling and laughing. It was a truly perfect moment.A perfect moment, that is, until the middle aged gentleman walking directly in front of us decided to blow his nose - onto the sidewalk. He quite literally put his finger to one side of his nose, and sharply cleared the other side towards the snow at his feet. Even as I describe this, I’m feeling a little grossed out. Really, is this even an option?</p>
<p>The sidewalk snorker certainly dampened my blissful, romantic moment. I imagine his two companions felt just rosy about this display as well.</p>
<p>Note to people traveling outside in winter:  BRING KLEENEX!  Or if you’re desperate, use your mittens…</p>
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		<title>Plastic Spoons and Forks</title>
		<link>http://snitchandbitchcafe.com/work/plastic-spoons-and-forks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The company made $20 million in sales last year and we have to share office supplies, rulers, calculators, staplers?!? Hard&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The company made $20 million in sales last year and we have to share office supplies, rulers, calculators, staplers?!? Hard to believe you can&#8217;t shell out a couple of bucks to let us have our own supplies instead of wasting company time to go figure out who borrowed my stapler.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t even get me started on the &#8220;lunchroom&#8221; with 2 plastic chairs. Plastic spoons and forks? Cmon. You can&#8217;t even afford to give us real cutlery? WTF.</p>
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		<title>Deadbeat Boss</title>
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		<comments>http://snitchandbitchcafe.com/work/boss/deadbeat-boss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What do you do all day? You show up for work late. You leave early. You’re never around to deal&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you do all day? You show up for work late. You leave early. You’re never around to deal with stuff. And you’re my boss? Are you kidding me? I could totally do a better job than you. Honestly. What do you do with your time in there.</p>
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		<title>Running to Catch the Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ok. You saw me running to catch the bus. The bus barely had anyone on it. It was the middle&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok. You saw me running to catch the bus. The bus barely had anyone on it. It was the middle of the day. I was waving my hands at you. Did you really need to pull away the second before I got there? Would it have killed you to wait ten seconds?</p>
<p>The city needs more compassionate drivers, instead of people like you.</p>
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		<title>CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOG!!!</title>
		<link>http://snitchandbitchcafe.com/dogs/clean-up-after-your-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey you! Lady in the red wool jacket walking the poodle. Yes your dog looks ridiculous in a matching red&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey you! Lady in the red wool jacket walking the poodle. Yes your dog looks ridiculous in a matching red jacket but the booties are a particularly fine touch. I dont shit on your property so how bout you keep your dog from doing it on mine.</p>
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		<title>Where are all of the celebrities?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snitch and Bitch Cafe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Whats with all the celebrities at the Oscars… or rather the lack of celebreties? Wheres Brad? Wheres Angelina? Wheres Tom?&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whats with all the celebrities at the Oscars… or rather the lack of celebreties? Wheres Brad? Wheres Angelina? Wheres Tom? Wheres Katie?</p>
<p>Look if Im going to stay up late watching famous people pat themselves on the back at least give me famous people. Bastards.</p>
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